with a priest, a rabbi, and a duck. They all get drunk on PBR, and then the atheist decides to order a REDD's Apple Ale. He points it to the priest as he drinks.
The atheist says, "Do you remember this apple?"
The priest says, "Go to hell."
The atheist laughs and says, "You keep playing with that 'hell' toy until it breaks and no one believes you."
The priest puts down his bottle and raises his arms to the heavens.
He says, "How can you not believe in Jesus!?"
The rabbi mutters, "Jesus was just a bad Jew."
The priest says, "You take that back!"
The rabbi turns to the priest and yells, "He threw us under the bus!"
The priest yells back, "You threw him on a cross!"
The duck, while slurring, interrupts, "Quack. I much prefer the god Poseidon, quack."
The pagan cheers, "Yeah!" and high-fives/high-wings the duck.
The priest, in disgust, pleads, "Why can't you see you're wrong?"
The atheist turns it around, "Why can't you see you're wrong?"
The duck says, "Quack. I need to get back to the pond, quack."
The pagan has an idea. "I'm going to pray to the God of War that you all stop fighting!"
The atheist, the duck, the rabbi, and the priest look at each other.
"Then who will we persecute?" they all wonder.
"You can go back to the Muslims," the duck offers.
Everyone high-fives. "Yes!" they cheer. "Them!"
The atheist says, "But I'm still going to hate all of you."
The priest and the rabbi nod.
The atheist and his pagan daughter leave the priest, the rabbi, and the duck at the bar.
The priest turns to the rabbi, "Jesus was right, you know."
The rabbi looks at his bill. "$7 for a beer!"
The duck says, "Quack."