My boyfriend: If I won, I think I would give each of my friends one million dollars.
Me: That's stupid, don't do that.
My boyfriend: Why not?
Me: Because it's stupid.
My boyfriend: Why would I ever need more than $10 million dollars in my life?
Me: No, that's still stupid.
My boyfriend: I would pay off all my student loans, and your loans too! Then we can both be debt-free.
Me: Aw, that's really sweet, thank you. You should buy a ticket now.
My boyfriend: What would you do if you won that much money?
Me: I would pay off my student loans, too.
My boyfriend: What about me? I would pay off your loans!
Me: I would pay off...my sister's loans. . . .